*Setting the scene*
*About 2/3s of 9mi are sitting in the activity's hall, in a circle, after a room change because of the Christmas concert. Some of the class is still out of lessons because of cross country, Well done George for coming 3rd ! The class is well in to a game of 'pause the scene' where two people have to improvise until a person says freeze. The scene has been paused with Toby leaning forward *
Tom *strait faced* : Toby likes bending over
Giggles about the class
Mrs Alboren *Smiling* : Its quite interesting that you know that Tom!
More laughter
This post is not aimed to be offencive to anyone :) Sorry if you are offended.
Tuesday 14 December 2010
Thursday 25 November 2010
Huh? Ewwwwwww!
*Setting the scene*
*(Hehehe sorry Charlotte I stole it too...)
Okay, so, we are all lining up, out side history 2, waiting for form time. Everyone chatting in little groups of they're own waiting for sir too come.**He's usually abit late being in the P.E department and that... or at least that's his excuse** *
Daisy ** In an over excitable tone, waving as she dose so. ** : Heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy!!!
Charlotte: Urmm. Hey Daisy
Daisy ** Now turning to Sarah again waving ** : Heeeyyyyyy.
Sarah ** Sounding distracted and disgruntled ** : Daisy stop that its really annoying when you wave when we are right in front of you!
Daisy ** Disheartened **: ... Okay.
*Que Kaylon sneaks up behind daisy and poking her ** Maliciously !** *
Daisy **Surprised **: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*Turns round, noticing Kaylon*
Daisy **With complete instinctive look of appalment ... **: EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
** Laughter **
Hope you like my first post ! Its not as good as Charlotte's but I thought it was funny so I wanted to post it.
** Charlotte's side notes ** - Seeing as we now have more writers I feel that some editing is needed so I have invented this ! :D ** Just to say any thing with in double asterisks was proudly spelt badly by me (Charlotte ! )! **
*(Hehehe sorry Charlotte I stole it too...)
Okay, so, we are all lining up, out side history 2, waiting for form time. Everyone chatting in little groups of they're own waiting for sir too come.**He's usually abit late being in the P.E department and that... or at least that's his excuse** *
Daisy ** In an over excitable tone, waving as she dose so. ** : Heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy!!!
Charlotte: Urmm. Hey Daisy
Daisy ** Now turning to Sarah again waving ** : Heeeyyyyyy.
Sarah ** Sounding distracted and disgruntled ** : Daisy stop that its really annoying when you wave when we are right in front of you!
Daisy ** Disheartened **: ... Okay.
*Que Kaylon sneaks up behind daisy and poking her ** Maliciously !** *
Daisy **Surprised **: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*Turns round, noticing Kaylon*
Daisy **With complete instinctive look of appalment ... **: EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
** Laughter **
Hope you like my first post ! Its not as good as Charlotte's but I thought it was funny so I wanted to post it.
** Charlotte's side notes ** - Seeing as we now have more writers I feel that some editing is needed so I have invented this ! :D ** Just to say any thing with in double asterisks was proudly spelt badly by me (Charlotte ! )! **
Saturday 20 November 2010
How To Have Fun In The Dance Studio
You will need :
-A class which is secretly three year olds at heart.
-A very patient dance teacher
-A slippery floor
-Long trousers
Instructions :
1 . A small group of people who are willing to do anything and not feel silly about doing it (Rosanna ,Lara Robyn, Tammy, George and Charlotte) to sit facing a wall. Yes I know this seems abit odd but go with it !
2 .One person (Jemma) must put there feet up aggenced the wall and push back as hard as they can propelling themselves backward from the wall out in to the middle of the floor. This should put the idea in others heads and inspire them to try it.
3. Now the rest of your 'willing group' must join in the activity. At this point it may be a good idea to start varying what you are doing. For example racing or pushing off in cannon.
4. Get everyone else to join in. This shouldn't be to hard as long as your original group is making it look like incredible fun but if your class is completely boring don't worry ! you can still do it on your own!
5.Attempt to get your teacher to join in. We did not, unfortunately, get our teacher to do this but I'm sure it would have been even funner if we had.
Again 9MI are at the height of maturity!
-A class which is secretly three year olds at heart.
-A very patient dance teacher
-A slippery floor
-Long trousers
Instructions :
1 . A small group of people who are willing to do anything and not feel silly about doing it (Rosanna ,Lara Robyn, Tammy, George and Charlotte) to sit facing a wall. Yes I know this seems abit odd but go with it !
2 .One person (Jemma) must put there feet up aggenced the wall and push back as hard as they can propelling themselves backward from the wall out in to the middle of the floor. This should put the idea in others heads and inspire them to try it.
3. Now the rest of your 'willing group' must join in the activity. At this point it may be a good idea to start varying what you are doing. For example racing or pushing off in cannon.
4. Get everyone else to join in. This shouldn't be to hard as long as your original group is making it look like incredible fun but if your class is completely boring don't worry ! you can still do it on your own!
5.Attempt to get your teacher to join in. We did not, unfortunately, get our teacher to do this but I'm sure it would have been even funner if we had.
Again 9MI are at the height of maturity!
Friday 12 November 2010
Blast from the past !
Okay, firstly, just so ya know, I have been pressured in to doing this by Ash . He values me posting over my sleep so I apologies for any ramblings ,forgetfulness and/or terrible grammar. Hear goes!
Okay ...
*Setting the scene*
*Ash Tammy Charlotte Sam and Paul aresitting patiently talking in business studies waiting for Mr, Abubacker who is having abit of trouble with his PowerPoint.*
Mr, Abubacker : Has any one got a pen ?
*Ash passes his over because he is just that nice, plus closest to sir and the one sir was directing the question too*
Everyone involved in this exchange immediately forgets what just happened ever detail is erased. Every word forgotten. No trace is left in anyone memory. The pen is set down on a desk, by Mr, Abubacker, lying in wate for its chance to be mischievous.
Mr, Abubacker : Right your home work down at the top of your peace of paper.
*Sir indicates a paragraph of text on the board*
Ash * looking under and around his desk for his pen then cautiously raising his hand* Sir ! I've lost my pen !
Mr, Abubacker : Well you should be more organised and remember where you put it ! Ask one of your friends to lend you one.
*Paul passes Ash a pen and the lesson continues for another ten minuets*
Ash, having noticed his pen lying innocently on Sirs desk : Sir ! You stole my pen !
Oh the irony !
Okay ...
*Setting the scene*
*Ash Tammy Charlotte Sam and Paul are
Mr, Abubacker : Has any one got a pen ?
*Ash passes his over because he is just that nice, plus closest to sir and the one sir was directing the question too*
Everyone involved in this exchange immediately forgets what just happened ever detail is erased. Every word forgotten. No trace is left in anyone memory. The pen is set down on a desk, by Mr, Abubacker, lying in wate for its chance to be mischievous.
Mr, Abubacker : Right your home work down at the top of your peace of paper.
*Sir indicates a paragraph of text on the board*
Ash * looking under and around his desk for his pen then cautiously raising his hand* Sir ! I've lost my pen !
Mr, Abubacker : Well you should be more organised and remember where you put it ! Ask one of your friends to lend you one.
*Paul passes Ash a pen and the lesson continues for another ten minuets*
Ash, having noticed his pen lying innocently on Sirs desk : Sir ! You stole my pen !
Oh the irony !
Thursday 11 November 2010
Fatty
Yay I'm now a new contributor, lol, but I'm probably not gong to be as good as Charllito (the name Paul gave Charlotte) but here goes ... By the way Charlotte I'm going to tax you on parts like the setting the scene ,lol. ;)
Setting the scene
*9N3 sitting in lab 6 with Mrs, Hunt as our teacher having our second lesson on diet and exercise. We are going through a power point presentation which has loads of pictures of fat people.*
Mrs, Hunt is explaining some problems of being fat. By this point in the lesson everybody has switched off and are not concentrating. She moves the PowerPoint onto the next slide and there is a picture of a fat women in a bikini eating a burger. I mean this women was not 'abit over weaght' She was proper fat she had rolls and it all hung down over her knees. The hilarity ,comments and snickering ensued.
Mrs, Hunt was about to move the PowerPoint presentation to the next slide when the class went silent and
Toby shouts out... "Whats my mum doing on screen!"
Of course there was laughter comes from every direction in the room and Jemma was nearly crying with laughter.
Mrs, Hunt wasn't very impressed and moved the PowerPoint presentation swiftly on. x
Setting the scene
*9N3 sitting in lab 6 with Mrs, Hunt as our teacher having our second lesson on diet and exercise. We are going through a power point presentation which has loads of pictures of fat people.*
Mrs, Hunt is explaining some problems of being fat. By this point in the lesson everybody has switched off and are not concentrating. She moves the PowerPoint onto the next slide and there is a picture of a fat women in a bikini eating a burger. I mean this women was not 'abit over weaght' She was proper fat she had rolls and it all hung down over her knees. The hilarity ,comments and snickering ensued.
Mrs, Hunt was about to move the PowerPoint presentation to the next slide when the class went silent and
Toby shouts out... "Whats my mum doing on screen!"
Of course there was laughter comes from every direction in the room and Jemma was nearly crying with laughter.
Mrs, Hunt wasn't very impressed and moved the PowerPoint presentation swiftly on. x
Wednesday 10 November 2010
Dramatic Moments
*Setting the setting the scene*
*Class 9mi is sitting, facing the front of a to-small-to-have-a-drama-lesson-in class room. All desks have been moved out the way ready for a performance. Jemma Rosanna Tammy and Charlotte are sitting on the back row of chairs rocking from side to side for some reason ... *
*Class 9mi is sitting, facing the front of a to-small-to-have-a-drama-lesson-in class room. All desks have been moved out the way ready for a performance. Jemma Rosanna Tammy and Charlotte are sitting on the back row of chairs rocking from side to side for some reason ... *
Miss Hutchinson : Okay ,any volunteers to go first ... ?
Rosanna *Before anyone else could breath, faster then lightning strikes* : Tammy and Charlotte !
* Pointed looks from Tammy and Charlotte coupled with Jemmas complete hysterics from Jemma and other members of the class *
Other interesting things from this lesson include (all in front of the class) :
Kaylons supper model pose.
Lara proclaiming her love for Rosanna.
Rosanna admitting she's pregnant < not true by the way guys !
Sorry for the gap in posting. Home work and that.
Sorry for the gap in posting. Home work and that.
Tuesday 19 October 2010
Apologies
Sorry to anyone and everyone who reads this blog but i will not be posting anything else until our tests and assessments stop because frankly i cannot keep up. Another righter is still needed any takers ? :)
Friday 15 October 2010
A Splash of Hummer
Setting the scene
* George, Tammy, Arthur, Jemma, Ash and Charlotte are sitting around a table in form time after completing their charity Christmas boxes. When no other conversation topic arises the conversation turns to jokes ( I apologies if these offend anyone )
Jemma : How do you drown a blond ... Fix a mirror to the bottom of a swimming pool !
George: Okay a blond a brunet and a red head all jump of a building ... Who hits the ground last ? ... The blond because she had to stop and ask for directions!
Charlotte , Noting that George said 'she' in the last one and taking offence ,being the feminist she is : Okay this ones abit sexist ... How dose a man screw in a light bulb ... Holds one up and waits for the world to revolve around him !
Connor, being the ultimate opposite to a feminist: No he does it properly * complete serious expression *
I'm sorry the cucumber one doesn't make sense in my head !
George (This is abit of a long one but go with it ) : Okay an Irish man an English man and a Scottish man all want to join the army so they go to their recruitment office. When they get there the commanding officer sends them on a assault course to see how well they do it. The Scottish man gets back first. 'Well done that's a great time of 14 minutes you’re in the army! ’Says the officer. Next the English man gets back”wow another great time you got 15 minutes, you’re in the army !' Says the officer. After 30 minutes of waiting the Irish man gets back. 'What took you so long' says the commanding officer. 'Well...' says the Irish man. 'When I got to the top of the wall my arm got ripped off on some barb wire so I had to climb down the wall get it and sew it back on.' ‘Wow! That's amazing,' says the officer. 'You’re exactly the type of man we need in the army! You’re in the army!' Later in the day the recruiters were discussing the Irish mans triumph. The Scottish man says to the Irish man ‘it must have been amazing! * George holding one arm the right way up and one the wrong ,his thumbs pointing in opposite directions* Yh it was great !!!’
Jemma’s reaction was immense.
* George, Tammy, Arthur, Jemma, Ash and Charlotte are sitting around a table in form time after completing their charity Christmas boxes. When no other conversation topic arises the conversation turns to jokes ( I apologies if these offend anyone )
Jemma : How do you drown a blond ... Fix a mirror to the bottom of a swimming pool !
George: Okay a blond a brunet and a red head all jump of a building ... Who hits the ground last ? ... The blond because she had to stop and ask for directions!
Charlotte , Noting that George said 'she' in the last one and taking offence ,being the feminist she is : Okay this ones abit sexist ... How dose a man screw in a light bulb ... Holds one up and waits for the world to revolve around him !
Connor, being the ultimate opposite to a feminist: No he does it properly * complete serious expression *
I'm sorry the cucumber one doesn't make sense in my head !
George (This is abit of a long one but go with it ) : Okay an Irish man an English man and a Scottish man all want to join the army so they go to their recruitment office. When they get there the commanding officer sends them on a assault course to see how well they do it. The Scottish man gets back first. 'Well done that's a great time of 14 minutes you’re in the army! ’Says the officer. Next the English man gets back”wow another great time you got 15 minutes, you’re in the army !' Says the officer. After 30 minutes of waiting the Irish man gets back. 'What took you so long' says the commanding officer. 'Well...' says the Irish man. 'When I got to the top of the wall my arm got ripped off on some barb wire so I had to climb down the wall get it and sew it back on.' ‘Wow! That's amazing,' says the officer. 'You’re exactly the type of man we need in the army! You’re in the army!' Later in the day the recruiters were discussing the Irish mans triumph. The Scottish man says to the Irish man ‘it must have been amazing! * George holding one arm the right way up and one the wrong ,his thumbs pointing in opposite directions* Yh it was great !!!’
Jemma’s reaction was immense.
Tuesday 12 October 2010
Only Us
I have a feeling that only one class at Wootton has ever been told by there teacher not to be called Jesus...
Rosanna : Sir ... your like Jesus ... !
( Hysterics about the classroom )
Sir got quite anoyyed after he was called Jesus at least three times.
Rosanna : Sir ... your like Jesus ... !
( Hysterics about the classroom )
Sir got quite anoyyed after he was called Jesus at least three times.
Thursday 7 October 2010
Love for senoita King
Setting the scene
*9mi is sitting in Spanish reciting words for items around the class room . The word for professor has just come up on the projector and a cartoon picture of a old uglyish lady has accompanied it. Miss king describes it as herself ,how can she expect the boys to not take that to far*
Ash : It kinda looks like you you know
* Laughter about the room *
Steven : He's right you know !
*Some heavy glaring from Miss king*
There is no limit to how cheeky our class can get
*9mi is sitting in Spanish reciting words for items around the class room . The word for professor has just come up on the projector and a cartoon picture of a old uglyish lady has accompanied it. Miss king describes it as herself ,how can she expect the boys to not take that to far*
Ash : It kinda looks like you you know
* Laughter about the room *
Steven : He's right you know !
*Some heavy glaring from Miss king*
There is no limit to how cheeky our class can get
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